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You only sell original ya, Pak?
Oh, no, lah. I have Ori. I sell Kw too. Just choose what you like.
You have Kw? From Thailand ya, Pak?
No, this new stuff. Local, you know. From Bandung. But quality like Thailand. Good stuff! Guaranteed!
I'll take the original, Pak. The red one, ya.
I'll have the same, but I want Kw ya, Pak.
Why are you buying the counterfeit shirt? It's illegal, you know. And it's not the same with the original.
Aah, it's okay, lah. It might be illegal, but at least i'm patriotic. This is local product, right? So, I'm helping local business to grow. And it's much cheaper. You're just giving your money to Americans.
Besides, my original fake shirt looks EXACTLY the same as your original shirt. See? Hah! You just got ripped-off by capitalists my friend!